With all the crazy traveling that I’m doing from last week and this week I decided to go onto a few of the sites that others have told me about that just plain crack me up and share some of them with you all!
First up: http://damnyouautocorrect.com
“At least you got your priorities in line. New Years first, then the baby”
“I think I’ve lost the thrill of being a slut. It’s just that the newness has worn off, I think.”
“we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to “baptize” my cat in the jungle juice”
“Today, my Grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML”
“Today I ran into Targets dressing room to try pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML.”
“Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted his feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML.”