Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s grandparents for the first time. When my boyfriend introduced us, his grandfather smiled at me, took my hand, and said in the most polite voice, “Wow, you’re not nearly as pretty as he described you.” FML
My one from http://damnyouautocorrect.com :
This site has several funny things including Failbook, Look-a-likes, Failblog, and funny animal pictures (plus lots more) here are a few I found funny!