Some Fun for the Week #5

Another fun Monday post brought to you by a few of my favorite funny sites:
Damn You Auto Correct
F My Life.com
Texts From Last Night
I still haven’t figured out why these sites make me laugh so much but they do!  I hope you enjoy them.  🙂

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damn you auto correct funny iphone fails and blunders

From www.fmylife.com:

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn’t believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a “safety word” from now on so that he will know when I’m being serious. FML

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

From www.textsfromlastnight.com:

They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.

The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to “make good choices”.

Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.

We’re playing a drinking game to ‘how to train your dragon’. has it really come to this?

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One response to “Some Fun for the Week #5

  1. That visual of the girl sking backwards with her pants around her ankles damn near made me pee my pants. Thanks for the Monday laughs.

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